Well, I guess this is sort of turning into a hobby. Some more to brighten your day. Lets have some fun and try multiple choice on this one. Would love to hear your ideas too!
In the photo below:
- The real estate agent shot the photo with his eyes closed
- The rest of the bathroom is so bad, we can only see one section of tile
- The agent works part time at the local flooring store and is secretly selling ceramic tile
- The real estate agent had to use the bathroom and figured he could kill two birds with one stone
In the next photo, the agent:
- Is advertising that window is close enough to the ground to serve as a pet door
- Was laying on the ground napping (on the lavish carpet) taking the photo, again two birds with one stone
- Is showing that despite barren land around the property, this property has great soil and thus green plants
- Dropped the camera and decided the photo was “good enough”
Now, on to my favorite. In the next photo, the agent is trying to demonstrate that:
- Even though the carpet is puke green the tiny narrow closet has hardwood floors
- He knows where the floor is located
Geez, I cant even say anymore about the ridiculousness of this one! 
Happy Holidays!